If he’s kind and treats her right, then she did just fine. As amazing as she is I’m sure she has dealt with MANY MANY men who couldn’t handle her success, etc and if she found a man that loves everything about her? Great.

The little Reddit creature versions of them are actually really cute.

He’s not fooled by the rocks.

they’re whatever species snoo snoo is. i don’t know much about snoo snoo. wait, is snoo snoo a robot?

Also, somebody please go check on Drake.

See and other people can see problems with Israeli policies without resulting to nonsensical arguments like “genocide”

Counterpoint: California is responsible for awful techbros (te only other people you hear throwing around terms like “utopia” btw), the Real Housewives, a fairly alarming number of anti-vaxxers, and quite possibly the highest concentration of Scientologist. The whole extreme homelessness and insane gentrification at…

How’s that affordable housing and homeless population crisis working out for you guys?

seriously, how many people are going to get worked up over a nonsensical scenario with zero likelihood of happening? Do all the commenters work for the NZ tourism board or something?

Really? What’s Israel’s expeditionary capacity? Even if they magically make aircraft carriers and personnel transports appear what do they think becomes of their security when literally every ally they have run away from them when they attack fucking New Zealand? Have they ever heard of ANZUS?

mommest tweet of all time

My mom owns me online constantly.

Damn, Ashley got “stick to sports”-ed by her own mom? Damn.

And potentially 4 more after that.

Wow lots of contenders vying for the crown held by Draper’s parents (hi Draper’s parents!) Burke’s dad trying to engender himself to the community too, great stuff this year.

Also, Samer’s dad reads Playboy for the articles.

One of my former students, a very sensible 13 year old girl, swears by socks and crocs at home. She realizes they are not fashionable but says they are perfect for home. I may have to test this theory.

Here’s a trend that needs to pick back up and continue forever:

Goddamnit, this makes me miss I Thee Dread pissing contests and Jolie even more.

I read way too many of these (up until “foxhead garlands”) before realizing this was satire.