Oh, no. No, no, no! Nobody tell my aunt — she just recently (as in the past ten years) switched to a pretty nice looking angled bob. But she did it grudgingly.

She looks like my aunts in the 80's, except without the mullet. I swear to you, every single one of them had a mullet, and one even habitually bleached it blonde so it looked like it was sculpted out of dirty cotton.