I do the exact opposite; I stand up as soon as the plane takes off

Dear r/AmITheAsshole,

So, I was recently put in charge of an already successful website by this private equity firm. I covered the site in loud, obnoxious ads, drove readers away and than started firing the people who made the website successful in the first place when they wouldn’t kiss my ass. But, I mean, those…

Boner jokes are okay as long as they are done with characters voiced by convicted drug dealers who got rat out their friends

it’s literally explained in the article 

It was explained why right after that sentence, fuckface.

Bad and lazy take. Listen to the audio. Jessica Walter explains through tears that Tambor verbally harassed her to an extent no one else had in 60 YEARS on the job, and Bateman and the other guys talk over her about how it actually is understandable because acting is “such a weird job,” the creative process, etc.

To be fair to Clinton, she did better among Black voters than Kerry, Clinton, and Gore. She was never going to get Obama level voters, but the idea that Black folks turned their back on her is silly. And it’s not factual.

sand·wich

A “piece” is a part of a whole made by tearing, cutting, or altering (i.e. folding) said whole. In the example Colbert used, a sub (grinder/hoagie/torta/taco) is initially one whole (one roll, to be exact) that is then cut open. The cut creates two distinct pieces partially attached to the whole. Therefore a hotdog is…

I didn’t know people didn’t know who Dril was.

I found the poster who’s never waited tables....

After all, the only thing one of the greatest shows in TV history has to offer is the surprise of who will die.

This is a common misconception. Zelda is the scientist. You’re thinking of Zelda’s Monster.

GAAAAAH STOP IT I HAVE SUCH TWIN PEAKS BLUE BALLS, WHY CAN’T THE BLU-RAY BE OUT ALREADY?!?!?!?!

This is a weird and bad take. The term “Latinx” seems to have organically arisen out of the Hispanic LGBT community - it’s trans and genderfluid Hispanic people “insisting” on their own existence. It has fuck all to do with top-down imposition by the Democratic Party or whatever your argument is.

I know. My response was a bit of a tongue cheek jab at the cartwheels that people are going through to “explain” everything.