It probably goes something like this.

I knew I recognized you.

Underrated comment. He expects greatness, even from his kids. What a dood.

That was a reach.

Brady beat a serial rapist so bad last week he’s got him thinking retirement, he should be awarded a medal and with trump in office he’ll probably be awarded hundreds of them but haha he likes to play catch hiiiilarious you should totally do comedy

How so? That’s like saying a hockey player wanting to shoot pucks at a net for fun is weird.

Yeah, that part killed me. How charitable of him to play catch with his own children.

Gotta build that arm strength somehow, I’m sure his kids weigh more than the average football.

I enjoy the #narrative that the guy with a 90+ percent QB sneak success rate (over 100 tries at 3rd/4th and short/goal) is somehow prissy.

No, am not a Boston fan.

A few years back, my uncle and one of his connected friends got to hang with Tommy and Wes W. for an afternoon. It was a business lunch type of thing I guess, then a walk and talk. They ended up at a park . And, you guessed it, they played catch.

I thought it was Bridget Moynahan?

He rifles them in there. And if they drop it, he won’t throw it to them for the rest of the day.

Yeah I would’ve thought a fancy dog would only want to play catch with the highest caliber of partner. If he’s willing to play with his uncoordinated kids, this fancy dog surely is an exemplar of noblesse oblige.

Um, I know it’s like trendy to pick on Tom Brady on this Deadspin site and all, but there’s nothing wrong with playing catch. Playing catch is a great way to bond with someone and it’s also great exercise. Maybe keep that in mind next time you, wait a minute, there’s that squirrel again... HEY GET BACK HERE YOU…

wow he will play catch with his kids he must really love that shit

well. your fucking with her, now. plenty of light-skins get the nasty treatment from their own race.

Racial identity is a combination of what you know about your heritage and what others assume about it. Mixed race people know this by experience. I have friends who have the same parents (one black, one white), who actually look like each other, except one is dark skinned with kinky hair and the other is light-skinned…

This highlights the central problem with race: it’s not an objective fact.

Yes, Paris has the right to self-identify all she wants. You do not have the right to decide Paris’ identity for herself. You can only hold an opinion of what you believe she should be - which has no place in self-identity.

I believe her. Us biracial folk are all over the place in the looks department.