How does he know when he’s done wiping?

Gronk is like the Rob Lowe character in “St. Elmo’s Fire” except in the movie everyone finds it rather sad when he’s years removed from college yet still going to frat parties. Something tells me that this wouldn’t be the same reaction given to Gronk!

...are we still talking about 69?

Dude had major back surgery, something that goes back to his college days. Deserves this as much as anyone else, he plays old school IMO.

“Huh? Oh yeah...ha ha ha ha, noice!”

Hey dumbass, their home sellout streak started in 1998, not to mention went to two SBs before that.

TIL; Satan loves winners!

C’mon, you’re STILL trying to figure out what was going on in Ryan’s head??!

Our entire US military?

You mentioned a series of last minute plays then follow back up with things happening EARLIER in the game??! Brady’s top 3 reg. season stats and owning almost EVERY postseason ans SB record wasn’t based on “luck or what ifs. His first 5 seasons he was always top 10 minimum, and after that he was flat out dominant...so…

So did Leno, Steve Carrell, Amy Poehler, Denis Leary, Steven Wright, and Conan.

...weird how you ignore the two Eli miracle throws, both of which had those “if” scenarios you so love to use: IF Rodney harrison doesn’t drop an easy interception before the Tyree miracle catch, or IF Welker catches that ball he made dozens of times before, there is no Manningham miracle catch.

About what, your grasp of punctuation or capitalization? Deftness?

...unless you hate great public school and colleges...or healthcare. Or oceanviews. Or history. Or championship parades.

Embalmers?

Wait, you think Brady’s entire career was based on a CORRECT and LEGAL tuck rule call?! Last I checked, they still needed OT to win and just like before the Raiders watched Brady march right down the field on them to win it.

HAHAHA!!! “Slumerville”? What an overrated hipster sinkhole. They want like $700k for a depleted 2-family! Take a glorious walk down Highland Ave. and bask in the splendor of shittiness! Or spend a wonderful afternoon in Davis Square playing “Spot The Homeless”!

...or become president.

...dude, you’re posting on an internet site about how hard you work.

Just when I thought we’d seen enough Atlanta Falcons articles with the word “offensive” in them...