It will be off the chain:

That’s an average-looking man.

I always liked when he called out his band members or interviewers when they tried shit:

Agreed. Anything teenage girls like, whether it’s boybands (lots of people enjoyed 1D, not only 10-year-old girls), vampire romance novels or pink lipgloss is constantly mocked. If a 13-year-old girl likes, I don’t know, reading Jane Austen and Oscar Wilde and listening to classical music or Jefferson Airplane, she’s…

Imagine if they’d gotten Simon amstell in there too...they’d have Paul off crying in a corner within minutes

30000% here for how weird Noel is going to make things.

I know contract negotiations and keeping up with contractually mandated obligations can be so difficult in your 20s.

“Relationship”

hes gay petra

Yeah calling someone a pensioner is in no way offensive.

rudely described as a “pensioner,”

As they say, she gets too hungry for dinner at 8. That’s why the lady is a tramp.

One of his good friends killed himself a year or so ago. I think consensus is that’s what it’s about...

We all have nap rooms at work. Theyre called bathroom stalls.

Ah the luxury of having never bought an item from Walmart. You obviously have never lived in a small town with poor parents, and the only place for 30 miles is a Walmart. In rural areas, it’s a necessity.

I actually think that’s very sad.

THANK YOU!!!

Teenage boys in trench coats have lost some cachet the last 18 years or so.

I’m with you I love that song and the Sheeren hate around here is so strange to me.