I attempted to read 50 Shades of Grey last year, just so I could more accurately criticize it, but as soon as she used the phrase “terminal velocity” to describe the speed of an elevator GOING UP, I was out. People seem to use words and phrases they’ve heard but never bothered to look up.

It’s been mentioned in other comments but they are doing this for artists playing arenas and it seems to work just fine. I got tickets to Ed Sheeran and Harry Styles (both in arenas) using this system without any problem, and, according to Ticketmaster, it actually did weed out most of the bots (though who knows the…

I did the Hamilton verified fan too (after over a year of entering the lottery every day and never winning), and I was ready to go right at 10 but I then sat in a queue for 15 minutes waiting for tickets to load! That was crazy!! I’ve done verified fan for Harry Styles (several times), Niall Horan and Ed Sheeran and I…

Or Right Said Fred.

This is how I interpreted it as well. The song is even called “Look What You Made Me Do”! She is taking zero responsibility, she’s still just the victim of everyone else’s choices.

I keep forgetting goop is a real thing and not just a snarky nickname for Gwyneth Paltrow/all rich white women collectively.

I realized the other day how glad I am to not be famous. I ended up on a female pop singer’s instagram, and literally every picture was so heavily styled and curated. Even the ones where she was relaxing on a beach or ‘staying in tonight!’ all had a full face of makeup, perfectly styled hair, a (oft impractical)…

I still get heart eyes for Gerard Way. Stuff like this is why.

I did not expect that to be so fun! I figured I’d watch a minute or two to give them a chance, but I literally just said out loud “wait, it’s over?!” I will absolutely watch their show.

It’s totally a style now. I have seen so many hot young hollywood ladies with their boobs squishing out the bottom of too-small triangle bikini tops. Why, ladies?! WHYYYYYY???

It won’t let me edit so I’m adding- the best (and Ben Folds-iest) song is the last three minutes of the video.

And he dated Claire Danes for, like, a really long time!

Ben Lee’s best collaboration by far.

Their is much to appreciate about One Direction. Their dislike of Trump (which I don’t think fueled this particular incident but is no less documented) is but one of their many commendable traits.

He once kicked One Direction out of his hotel for not agreeing to meet his daughter after a show. I think he would have no problem evicting Gucci and would probably take pride in his ‘strong stance against foreigners’. Did the Guccis even have visas???

I came here prepared to be angry about a man ‘offended’ by a sculpture of a gynecologist, but after reading... nope. Team Mayor, take it down, this was horrifying.

That’s been our experience, too. With most dogs, if they’re lying somewhere that’s in the way, a gentle nudge with your toe will make them leap up. Not these guys. There have been times where we’ve had to grab all their legs and rotate them out of the way because they are not moving for anyone.

SO MANY of my friends own shibas. They’re all first-time dog owners and were strongly encouraged by many people to get any other breed. They all seem fine, but my interactions with them are solely through social media so who knows what’s really happening. They all really wanted them for the look and wouldn’t hear a…

My sister has three retired greyhounds and they are super lazy and easy, but you better be rich because their tissue-paper skin and bird bones get damaged VERY easily. None of them have any issues with stairs, but one does have a hard time with hardwood floors. They can be nervous animals, so he slipped once and hurt…

Greyhounds you just need an endless disposable income since they get hurt constantly and require all kinds of special attire. Otherwise they’re hella easy and surprisingly lazy. But woo boy, are they gonna cost you.