Zayn is secretly hilarious. When he's just in the background, pay attention because dude is all jokes.

I'm late to this party (why do I have to have a job that keeps me busy? Why can't I be one of those people that works for 2 hours and looks at the internet the rest of the day? I WANT TO BE ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE) but I've been voicing my concern for 1D to basically anyone who would listen for the last, oh, two years?…

And Niall Horan from One Direction! Sweet little harmless Niall. This information hasn't changed my opinion on them, although it has forced me to accept Niall as a sexual being, which is weird. Great song, though.

You just nailed exactly what I do. I used to have super straight hair that dried incredibly shiny and smooth no matter what I did to it, but a few years ago the back started to curl and I was lost. I'd always done nothing and still had amazing hair, but now I suddenly had really high maintenance, difficult-to-manage…

Me, too! Lived in England for two and a half years and never realized. In fact, I started saying quite more because of how frequently I heard it and yet still never figured it out. How many times did I hear "that's quite good" and completely misinterpret it?! I'm rethinking so many conversations right now.

What a coup to get a couple of guys that look like Zayn and Louis. I'm not a huge fan of Louis's casual look (the downward hair mostly; he's a total Aaron Samuels and his hair looks sexy pushed back), but on the red carpet- holy. jesus. Those two are stunning. Well done, Caroline and Lou. Well fucking done.

THIS. I've got a Nike+ Fuel band, and they just updated the phone app and eliminated two of the main metrics I used. I'm a non-athlete but am crazy competitive, so when the app would tell me that the average woman in my age group was earning a certain amount of 'fuel' (something Nike made up), you better believe I was…

Coooooook. I loved him like crazy. I'm loving all the attention he's getting for Unbroken.

Totally right about the eyes! Maybe it is just some crazy photoshop/contouring nonsense. I assumed it was a Britney-esque model in the top photo because it barely looks like her to me. Why would you make changes to her face, photo editors? Why?!?

Is that her in the pictures?! Did she get a nose job? Why does her face look like... not her face?

There was a great quote in an episode of New Girl a few weeks ago that I think sums me up perfectly: "I'm terrible at lying but great at make believe." I am a compulsively honest person, like I am incapable of lying in even the simplest ways. But need me to invent a new persona or craft a multi-layered tale involving…

Not just you! I love this song and I love dear Swifty, but that phrase makes me cringe every time.

I am in this boat with you and it's totally okay.

He used to wear it constantly, then she was photographed wearing it while they were together, and I'm pretty sure he hasn't been seen with it since. She doesn't give two fucks about being subtle and I love that about her.

I actually laughed out loud when the necklace showed up. Like, just in case you didn't know, THIS IS A SONG ABOUT HARRY STYLES.

I just watched all of Peaky Blinders a couple weeks ago, so when I heard that in the trailer I was like, "Damn. I guess that's the only song anyone is allowed to use these days." It's everywhere!!! (And by "everywhere," I mean "in two places.")

Thank you.

I read that line and went, "Wow. What a bitch." I've never read 100 Years of Solitude so I guess I never will, lest someone see me and assume I'm a huge idiot.

I saw this lead image and thought "Who is this pathetic sad sack?" I expected some young nobody trying to get attention, but then I saw it was Madonna and was equally unsurprised.

I'm struggling to imagine him as some sort of glittery American street tough, but I, too, am a sucker and will probably see it anyway.