Ugh, I feel you. I used to work in Times Square. Every day was my worst nightmare. I used to walk with my fists clenched because I'd get so angry and it was the only way I wouldn't scream at tourists. By the time I'd get to work, my palms would be red from where my nails had been digging into my hand. I understand…

YES! I nearly knocked a woman over who had suddenly stopped directly in front of me. I said sorry, because that's what you do when you bump into someone, and she stayed silent and gave me the dirtiest look I think I've ever seen. Um, lady, it was your fault! You should be apologizing to me! Man, I get angry just…

I once ran smack into someone, to the point that we both nearly fell over, because she suddenly stopped in the middle of the sidewalk. I was walking quickly (on the way to work) and so was she, until she suddenly wasn't. I plowed right into her, and, out of habit and surprise, I said, "Whoa, sorry." She didn't say…

That's what I did, too! I'm the youngest and was really afraid it would make them sad to learn that their baby wasn't a baby anymore. So I never said anything, even though I figured it out pretty early on.

That's how my periods were at 15! Three weeks on, one week off. Horrific. I started taking birth control that year just to straighten that noise out, and I will never stop taking it because I'm so afraid of that coming back. Not looking forward to it's inevitable 40s return!

I was working in England last year and one of my co-workers brought in mincemeat pies a few days before the office closed for Christmas. They all got a big laugh watching the American eat a mince pie for the first time. It's... an acquired taste.

My favorite part is "tell him to fuck off and do his murdering himself." Because I'm sure that was an option.

Totally, both men and women do it, but never in a professional setting! Unless it's a co-worker they're especially close to. It's so prevalent in every other context, though, that I had a male friend ask me why I never gave him any kisses. It took several seconds of dumbstruck silence and wondering what kind of…

I had a friend in college who considered himself a virgin because he hadn't had sex with a girl yet. He identified as bi at the time (he's gay now, as he was then, but he was raised very religious so bisexuality, for him, was a stepping stone to eventually being comfortable with who he was), so even though he'd had…

Your comment made me doubt my memory, so I looked on youtube (my parents have our DVD copy) and I found the scene, and you were right, it does have a song in it! But we definitely have a version where they do the song and the other jokes, but not that one. Maybe it wasn't the DVD, but one we taped off of tv, that did…

What song? There's no song in that joke. And it's the only thing cut from that particular scene. What are three songs that were cut, out of curiosity? I remember noticing one was gone the first time I watched the DVD, but I don't remember there being three missing.

Of course! We pause the movie every year so I can tell it. It's when Fozzie and his newly built snowman are outside telling each other jokes.

Ohhh, ANIMAL!

My family has watched that every year since it came out and continues to watch it, despite the fact that I, the baby, am 29. We recorded it off the TV in the '80s and bought the DVD as soon as they made one. But my favorite joke was left off of the DVD version!! I'm very disappointed to say that I think it was edited…

What a great video! Love it. But also yikes, we ARE still fighting for the same things.

In a similar (yet very, very different) vein, my boyfriend (who has a diagnosed anxiety disorder) was so worried about what would happen if our relationship didn't work out (we'd get married, have kids, get divorced, I'd take the kids back to America and he'd stay in England and never see them again, etc), that he…

I'm with you on this one. I've always been incredibly independent (moved to NYC at 18 and England at 27 by myself, been the 'boss' at work a time or two) and rarely had any boyfriends because, frankly, I didn't want ANOTHER thing to worry about. So when I finally started dating someone last year and he turned out to…

I use iMessage all the time to text my friends and family for free when I'm overseas. If I used Facebook chat, I'd have to be signed on so all of my Facebook friends could see me and message me, which I don't want. (Unless it's an app that works differently than the in-Facebook chat does?) Plus I've got one friend who…

So they still haven't found a way to silence alerts during phone calls? Or at the very least lower the volume of an in-call alert? That's the only update I was after.

Word to this. It happened to me several relationships in a row, and all of them involved completely different circumstances (3 or 4 dates vs several months, sex vs no sex; one didn't even involve dating, we were just really good friends for a few years and then suddenly weren't anymore). I naturally assumed I was…