As an airline pilot, I am telling you right now; don’t ever go fly with a private pilot in low ceiling and visibility conditions. Even this guy with his IFR rating, they just don’t get enough experience with it on a consistent basis

I would NEVER be over it. NEVER. So you hang onto that as long as you need to. What a horrid woman. 

I would by lying if I said that part of the reason I decided not to have children is because the idea of this happening to my body is so inherently petrifying. No amount of Cute Baby Promise could get me to sign on for this. Fuck no. And that is an okay choice! 

Honestly, who gives a fuck what the Duggars say or do about anything?

As someone who works in the reality tv business, I can say this: Paris Hilton has the best reputation among high-profile reality TV personas in terms of work ethic, professionalism, and consideration to crew. Hands down, even in her early twenties, she was ALWAYS on time, always ready and willing, nothing like her…

It’s true. They look more like Amway material.

just needs the guitar skills of no more than 6 weeks of practice and they’re set for CMT

Don’t forget front porches and Jesus. 

Just gotta fit truck, dog, and freedumb in there a few times and I’ll have a #1 hit!

Nothing says “save the babeez” like a handlebar mustache and trucker hat.

I am a young single mother from the state of Iowa.

As a woman on the verge of 40 who was just dumped a few days ago, I find this very empowering. I’m going to get a piano. 

I don’t know. I’m convinced Scientology is paying for his Oscar campaign.

Now that Tom Cruise has his Top Gun: Maverick riches and reputation boost, he can finally stop pretending to be friends with Miscavige and secretly have him killed to usurp his position at the top of Scientology.

Something tells me those two chodes have been hiding in closets their entire lives.

My first thought was "Who?". And my second thought was "fuck her anyway, she clearly sucks for marrying him."

I used be a hostess at a restaurant in Malibu and Pamela was a regular. She was the most gracious, quiet, and low-maintenance customer ever. As any host/hostess knows, people are crazy about asking for booths—she never did, and as far as I know, she never kicked up a fuss about anything. She was honestly so sweet. 

This clock has been ticking forward for most of my life.

It literally means nothing other than their impression that a nuclear war is near, and in fact it’s bizarre for them to suddenly be worrying about nuclear war months after the news about Putin maybe using tactical nukes in Ukraine faded away.

They should come out with an S&M M&M.