Mine says "Mark Zuckerberg Finally Comes"

Why no i7?

Google should redirect all image searches to a picture of Joe Biden eating a sandwich.

A tiny little 32gb drive would be lovely.

I only have to use computers for about 4 hours a day, but even after that my finger feels weird after dragging around the trackpad for that long. Mice just feel better, for now.

I have one of:

Thunderbolt docks are bloody expensive.

Even iff he were, making fun of him would be equally tolerable. IMO.

Of course, even if they changed it to carbon fibre and kept the same shape, people wouldn't notice.

Not starting because it's unappealing sounds like a pretty good method for me

Too bad most medical backups are between 16 and 30 gb.

Other way around, maybe?

So... Apple will be copying someone when they go to Carbon fiber?...

Trackpad. Both the Bluetooth one and one in the laptop.

I HATE micro usb.

It's january 9, right? April is a few months away?...

I got an original ELPH, which worked fine for 5 years (way longer than the warranty).

You can watch the LOTR trailer in 4k!

27" isn't that small, considering I've got a 12" that was 400$ many many years ago.

20 hours of battery?....