Growing up, every time I went to the pediatrician, my mom would ask me how old I was while filling out forms. Every time. You would think giving birth to a nearly 10 pound human after 23 hours of labor would be somewhat memorable, but I guess she blocked it. (and really, who could blame her?)

His Bernadette Peters slays me!

Please tell me that Joan Collins is on the set of the new AbFab movie. We can finally find out how “Lucky Bitches” ends.

Like Republicans?

“watching their seemingly courtship in the media”

I think he was told he was too short to ride the Tilt-A-Whorl at the carnival that annually sets up shop in the parking lot of the abandoned Bradlees.

Texas has only been part of the US for 170 years.

But what color does it turn your poop?

Cyrus was not outside the Sports Column. I have it on good authority he was sitting on a bench in a park that looks nothing like Lafayette Square.

Leonardo di Caprio is playing Holmes in the Scorsese adaptation

Most of these poor kids never made it in modeling. Some ended up in really dark places.

Inspired by what true events? I have found that filmmakers use that term loosely. I just tried to google it, but got no hits.

I am so going to look up brothels on Yelp when I get home!

This is good. My company is going through a merger and reorganization and layoffs are coming in two weeks. Why they gave us notice that in a month hundreds of people will be unemployed, I don’t know. Now everyone is super stressed. Two nights over the weekend, I did not get a second of sleep.

For some unknown reason, when I read “Those were good tweets. Yep, those were good tweets.” in my mind it was the voice of Stewie Griffin.

Too bad she’s not with Calvin Harris. They could get massages together.

Stephanie Powers. Play it old school.

Back story on the Hay House episode

As much as I love Sarah Paulson, Tina Fey should always play Marcia Clark.