Airports? Who tries to meet people at airports? I have never heard of such a thing. Is that really a thing?

Sounds like you are talking about major depression, of which loneliness is often a symptom. And while it is true “doing something about it” is often the hardest thing to do (trust me, I know. It took me decades), but if you don’t do something about it, it’s not going away.

Slim Goodbody is still around and on tour. Strangely, all his shows start at 9:55 and 11:40 am. http://www.slimgoodbody.com/tour_dates/

Definitely a ‘shop job.

I didn’t know Spencer’s Gifts sold napkins!

Does she not have a phone? Does she sit at home and read old issues of Seventeen from 1954? Can she not talk?

This woman sounds like a nightmare!

This reminds me of a woman I used to work with. She was in her fifties and had very closely shaved salt and pepper hair. It worked for her. Usually she would wear wigs, but sometimes she would show up to our retail job with a jet black ponytail stick to the back of her otherwise close-cropped hair, with an Alice band…

I feel the same way about ABC Family becoming Freeform. Granted, the only thing I watched on ABC Family was The Fosters, but still... Freeform sounds like a new event in rhythmic gymnastics.

I have never heard of these people and after 15 seconds of listening to them, I hate them.

Green, gross, and round?

I’ve seen it. Definitely underwhelming

Is she standing in a puddle? Did she pee herself? I sure looks like she is trying to hold it in, but failed and still thought it funny.

Am I the only person that has “November Spawned a Monster” in my head?

This is my choice for Ariel.

This is a question for any lawyers out there. What about the FCC rule that broadcasters have to give equal time to candidates? I read a tiny blurb in the Washington Post, saying that it could prove a problem for NBC, but I majored in French, not legalese, so I cannot make heads or tails of the rules.

And this is why I am Unitarian.

My husband turns 50 next year and now I am totally going to have a Dolly party for him. She is the best!

Maybe it was Poot.