and Captain Marvel, and Captain America. It’s as much Avengers as it is Midnight Sons. But also Wolverine because.. someone in a suit said Wolverine sells. The whole thing feels very conceptualized-by-a-marketing-dept.

Subnautica: Below Zero is finally out of early access, so I’m going to pick it back up. I originally put it down when they decided they didn’t like the story and announced a new writer, a completely new direction, etc. It was early in early access, and then there was a bunch of other stuff to play. But now it’s done,…

I don’t know why I feel the need to say this but the reason Bug Eye’s eye is on a string is he’s designed to shoot it out if you squeeze him. It fits snuggly into the socket, y’see, and he’s made of flexible plastic. So if you stick it in there and give it a good squeeze it bursts out with a nice, loud, satisfying pop.

PS1? My thought was StarFox on the SNES

I just need the rest of the country to understand, he won his mayoral re-election not because anyone here thinks he’s good at his job, but because he’s an effective placeholder to prevent a republican.

Well...

And if snapping your fingers like Thanos could instantly obliterate all waste from the system, but it still wouldn’t cover 0.001% of the infrastructure repairs needed, not to mention other necessary services, would you vote for a politician who promised to raise your taxes to pay for them?

Coffee does not go stale. At least not that quickly. The problem is that most coffee makers will continue to apply heat to it the longer you let it sit there.

This thing is straight out of THX-1138, George Lucas’s first feature film. Seriously, there was a scene where the protagonist is flipping through channels on his holographic cable TV, and he gets to the porn channel. Then he leans back and a big plunger device lowers from the ceiling and into his lap and does.. uh..…

But it’s worth taking everything Wolff says at somewhat less than face value. Journalists are already pointing out several glaringly dubious anecdotes in the excerpts—like Trump responding “Who’s that?” at a mention of John Boehner, the former House Speaker he for years publicly criticized—which seem like a stretch…

Absolutely, though it’s an expansion. Beating vanilla is in no way required to enjoy WoTC. Jump right in.

Don’t be so sure about that. For a few months last year, I unknowingly worked with a major figure in their horrid little movement, and had no idea. Nobody at my company did, in fact. We knew he was more conservative than the average person in the office, but the truth was that he was the principal figure behind a…

Listen here, fucksquirt, maybe when you grill your burgers they come off the grill like flaming hot hockey pucks but some of us like our burgers rare or medium rare. Y’know, with some goddamn flavor left in them!

Look, whatever, okay? I have to commute on the New York subway system. Please, for the love of all that is good, Mr. Musk, build your hyperloop HERE.

Roadhog’s getting dangerously close to plumber’s crack, there..

EMALS has to be the worst acronym ever, especially in front of a President that can barely read.

I wonder if this is how robots see the world, using lidar pulses to build a 3d map and then moving through while simultaneously adding to that map with more pulses.

So the Widowmaker’s aim was so good, she headshotted him out of e-sports entirely.

Definitely watch GITS: Stand Alone Complex. There are moments of mega-exposition but they’re kept to a minimum by the format. Second Gig continues the story after SAC, and delves heavily into the geopolitical aspect of the setting, in addition to finally giving a coherent backstory for the Major. There was a third…

If I remember right, the big deal about the original Rainbow Road was that it was really hard with sharp turns, sudden drops, and no guard rails so you could easily fall off, causing a respawn that put you way at the back.