Lawrence and Pratt make a very good couple since both are equally annoying.

A performance by 6ix9ine planned for Staten Island has been canceled. The rapper was to play “the hottest teen party in the US” on March 2 at Eve Ultra Lounge, but the club nixed the performance after it learned that 6ix9ine pleaded guilty to use of a child in a sexual performance in 2015.

Um, where’s the video?

Hahahahahaha.

You think my Highland accent is sophisticated and cultured?

When The Incredible Squirrel-girl gets here it will really be something.

to be fair, thanos was sleeveless in the infinity war footage.

Because purple models and actors are hard to come by on short notice.

Sorry guys, I don’t like bichons.

You must be reeeeally confused. Because this story is not about hiring a prostitute.

Yay! After two months, Kinja has stopped being a dick to me and is letting me log in again! In honor of this, here is a collage of my new rescue, Noelle, sporting her beautiful cone of shame.

It would be hard to top Chase Utley’s “World Fucking Champions” after the 2008 World Series victory, but this might’ve done it.

This comic is the proof Alan Moore retirement came too late

I’m not a hue fan of his music

I know, and I’m so sorry! I’m bitchy when I’m on the rag.

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I’m sorry that you miss your dad! I’ll mug Jonah and send you the jacket, if that would ease your melancholy.

My grandma had this exact same coat!! She wore it better, paired with a scarf and broach TBH.

Theory: Elon keeps getting back together with Amber to collect data to clone her into the Perfect Amber for Elon.

your opinion is bad and you should feel bad.