they would enjoy it... too much

Do not google, because I can verify that there are many, many photos of marathoners with poop running down their legs.

I would imagine so. I don’t understand how he could be both a fruitiarian and an ultra marathon. Running also makes you poop. It seems like there would just be a continuous stream of feces.

Or “the straight poop.”

they said she had a childlike understanding of money and basic care

Okay, I’ll probably be informed that this is some in-joke that I just don’t get, but if Amber is referring to BC Pills, she can still take the blue pill. Taking a blue pill after taking an inert sugar pill won’t hurt you.

If I hold down my alt key and push “3" on my keypad... ♥

Wait, I’m pretty sure original tagline was:
JEZEBEL
Feminazis • Lesbian Shitasses • Humorless Commentary

I thought it was this guy from The Simpsons:

“Pants Candy”

“The only thing that makes sense in my head at the the time was whole Obama thing with forcing transgenders to use bathrooms.”

Yet because I am but one blogger who, during her shift, is limited in what she can cover, I took note of this story and felt strongly that it—to the exclusion of other things—warranted attention and conversation.

Martha’s Least Favorite Things

“That is not a good thing” by Martha.

it would be gold. “Things Martha doesn’t like”

I would watch an entire show of Martha just dissing stuff.

Angie and Brad should send her a giftbasket

That makes me angry. There aren’t tastebuds on your lips.

Please. For the love of all that is holy. Do not write a book about your love. No one cares about your love. Own the fact that you write porn. There’s no shame. Just own it.