I am so glad to find out that my pug isn't the only dog who doesn't care about fetch...and by care I mean hasn't figured out where the squeaky ball goes once it is up in the air.
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Mind you don't pull a muscle, jumping to all those conclusions.
I picked up a dog that had been hit by a car; she's not a puppy, though. The vet has told us she's about seven years old, but it's hard to know. She was dirty and tick ridden, and had two joints displaced. We fed her, shaltered her, gave her meds, bathed her with warm water (I live in the Souhtern Hemisphere so it's…
Yes. Just last year a local, well-respected midwife in my community left her husband for a client's husband. So she literally delivered the woman's baby and then started sleeping with the dad. So gross. So unethical. If it were a smaller town I'd expose the shit out of this woman but we're in Kansas so there's no…
I save puppies! I have fostered 17 puppies who were on the kill list at shelters. There's no article about me. But here's one of my babies!
"Ellen and Portia de Rossi Break"
... aaaaaand my heart stopped beating.
"The Internet"
Is that all? Phew!
Sorry to be one of those people, especially since I'm a superfan Burt, but this happened in Wales not England. Big difference. I should know, since I am currently in Wales, and I hear non-stop how annoyed they and Scots get when they get lumped in as England.
This is my friend's dog! She is gonna flip when she sees he's famous!!!!
I craft my online persona after Mona Lisa
She is a terrible, terrible person.
You have to give her SOME credit. It's hard to make it in journalism these days when you're secretly a cat with a lime on its head.
What would I say?
"PS. My name is Brienne. I don't want to use the guy's name for privacy reasons but his initials are JL and his sister's name starts with a C." (I can't believe I'm the first person to make a Game of Thrones joke.)
Mark, is posting stuff from r/relationships going to become a regular thing? Because I LOVE it. It's my two favorite internet places combined!
I like that he got to know that (at least initially) you were more pleased with the idea of him than a box of bacon toffee chocolate.
My husband had a tumor debulked around his eye socket and it took him a while to get used to the change in his face.
Sorry, not sorry, I'm going to still order my soy lattes no matter what is right or wrong with soy milk. I'd rather be seen as uncool than curl up in the fetal position for hours while my body mocks me for attempting to digest lactose (stupid fucking ice cream hating body).