CF4L

Because it's the first thing most people thought of while reading this story.

Your body says "ready" but your face says "I dare you."

Thank you - I thought the same thing.

For a second, I thought this was the picture of Justin Bieber's dad and it did indeed explain so much.

Justin Bieber's dad looks like he runs a revenge porn website.

For a 9000 dollar tent, it better do that Harry Potter thing where it's bigger on the inside

CAKE IS GETTING WHAT IT DESERVES. THIS IS A STEP UP FOR CAKE.

It was a regular conversation until that point. Weird as hell.

Bring back 70's Bush.

And then she went and shut down a wing of the VA because "there had been enough PTSD".

Oh shit, it's the Mourning Police! Everyone dry those tears, flush those snotty hankies, and cancel that FTD order!

I would've. He was normally sitting around with his thumb up his ass while she got 6 babies changed, dressed, and out the door. She's no peach, personality-wise, but their original show should've been called Kate + 9.

*hand

As long as she's moisturizing and detangling the shit out of her hair, it's cool beans. That's the biggest thing about natural black hair: that shit is dry as hell (Lord knows I have a whole lotta experience with this. I have to do the LOC method just to keep my hair from feeling like straw. It's the struggle).…

Worked for this guy.