Going through their "antimodel" roster just makes me really sad that 90's fashion has come back. I ditched me chunky heels and velvet babydoll dress with glee; why is all that now back!?

I also thought that was Daenerys! "Where are my dragons and pastel hair dye?!"

Random body related things give me the dry heaves, and I couldn't get through half of this article without gagging.

YES. MORE PIE GIFS PLEASE. #teampie4eva

Ever sneeze while shaving? :(

As an Armenian, I stand with you in hairy solidarity.

Lots of people are married to Jesus, or at least make him the third wheel in the relationship, so maybe it was an open marriage?

I have a feeling that anti-ice cream mom was behind this.
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/08/19/din…

Thank goodness I wasn't the only one who thought that!

I think celebrities are just trolling Ryan Seacrest by interrupting his interviews:
http://www.eonline.com/news/461709/cl…

Most of the faces reminded me of what I look like when I'm in the bathroom. That panicky face of whether or not I have a spare tampon, but trying to play it cool in front of male coworkers. Yay for unisex bathrooms! :/

Unless you're being facetious, I totally agree with you.

Excellent gif!

I'm glad I'm not the only one with a dysfuctional pooping pug. Maxwell von Snort can't figure out why his poop hits his ankles when he's doing his business (Or why I carry wet naps every time we do walkies).

Also, I feel bad every time my pug poops against a tree, cause it kind of rolls around and won't be aligned anymore. He's a terrible little scientist. :(

They're both pretty average looking, like literally two penises on one body. Erect they kind of point other irections, though.

It was a female doctor who wanted me to cut it off, so it was even more surprising. But yeah, I don't go to her anymore. My weird bits can stay there, thank you very much.

I've never really cared what mine looked like, mostly because it does the job properly. However, I was at an Ob/Gyn who informed me I had some hymen still attached and I could get that surgically removed if I found it unattractive. I was kind of skived out by that; like my doctor thought it was ugly, so I should cut…

Don't still have all those shows about murdering wives/girlfriends/mistresses? Or am I thinking about another channel?