Sending out internet hugs and good thoughts; I hope your dog is OK!

I watched this right after I painted my nails and my husband had to get a tissue and wipe me tears for me because my polish was still wet.

Shush your mouth, Tangerine Tango was awesome.

PREACH IT!

I really just want the wine, as I already have my own vagina.

I've tried this with my pug, but he just doesn't howl. He mostly sleeps under blankets and wonders why I'm squeaking at him so much.

PREACH.

Please tell me she's getting a book deal from this article because I will read all of it.

your loungewear must be constituted in such a way that it doesn't perplex or worry you when you pour nacho bits and/or spaghetti onto yourself

Thanks for posting that! I knew I felt "meh" about this women but now my "meh" has gotten a case of the eye roll in it, too.

Wait, are we supposed to like Cameron Diaz's lipstick? Because to me it just looks like bright purple sadness. :(

I tried to order it once, but I started dry heaving before I could get the full name out and decided to just go with a lager.

Oh for fuck's sake, fashion mags, fuck off with this crap. Seriously.

When she started to tear up about Gremlin getting sick, I totally lost it. Ugh, tears and running eyeliner now.

I clicked because I thought of yellow fever a la 1700's first.

...what? I don't remember that at all from my time over there. I saw that they had regular pizza. Kind of like a silician slice you could buy by the weight (it was weird).

Wait, what's wrong with pencil skirts?

The only European I recognize is Elkann. Also, I now want a velvet jacket.

I'm sorry, I didn't read a thing in this article. I just sat here and stared into that little adorable melon-face.