I treat mine with just medication because I am totally too busy to sit around and meditate for 30 minutes. I could spend that time freaking out about how dirty my bathroom is, or having a panic attack about whether or not I want a burrito (true).

There way too many Britney reaction face gifs for this shirt.

Already terrified of spiders and now know too much about their spider junk.

Made the mistake of looking through their facebook. Now I don't want punk rock or porn, so basically my weekend is ruined, thanks.

I JUST realized that those used to be a pair of jeans. I thought she was wearing some kind of ugly cloth belt.

RACCOONS WATCH YOU IN THE BATHROOM! This is true, as a raccoon lived on the roof of my home when I was little, and when I had to pee in the middle of the night, he would watch me from the window. :( Raccoons are dicks and my parents needed some dang curtains in the bathroom.

And then I made the mistake of reading some posts. :( EXTREME FROWNY FACE.

You clearly do not understand just how sexy a living starfish can be.

Girls don't poop. Me, never have. Never will. It just doesn't happen. Or, that's what Joe thinks! We've been married for nine years, and he has never once seen or smelled my business.

I got as far as:

YES.

Agreed!

YES, THANK YOU.

I saw a bottle of "Qream" at the liquor store in my parents' town. It looked like strawberry milk and as a whole paragraph on the back about how it's a drink for women of today. My husband won't let me buy it because he was afraid I would end up pouring it into a bowl of cereal like I did with Bailey's one drunken…

No, no, noooooope. I can't even read the entire article without gagging. A blow job is one thing, but keeping it and making a drink out of it....I am having dry heaves just thinking about it.

I miss the side bar. :(

gah, corrected image.

According to Google, it's a beer? Maybe they where use having some beers and chips and the girl was really upset nothing was gluten free? Let me have this because after reading all those statements, I need to pretend one of them wasn't terrible.

Planned Parenthood also does low cost/free exams for people who need it. When I had little or no health insurance, I was always at PP for my yearly lady-parts checkup. Maybe she just didn't want cervical cancer?