THANK YOU for posting this. My husband has a genetic condition which we do not want to pass to any of our future children (he has NF1 with the chance of passing down NF2 to his children). When/if we have children, both us us have agreed to abort any pregnancy in which the child would have this condition. My heart…

And a delicious hot dog, let me add. Every time I visit my parents, I want to go to Costco for a hot dog and a churro.

My vagina tightened in fear after reading this. I remember losing my virginity, it icky and there was a bunch of blood, I really don't want to do that again because I am too lazy to buy new sheets.

I used to work for Peter Marino! Ah, the stories I could tell....

How has Bret Michaels been dating somebody for 18 years if he does those terrible Rock of Love shows?

"I don't think it's up to a woman herself to prevent rape."

Yay! Sherlock gifs make me feel so much better after reading this story.

Actually WTF is the correct response, but Seriously?! would have also been accepted.

I don't know about you guys but whenever I see the vacant eyes of a cold, murderous nut job with a bad Manic Panic dye job, my lady parts start swooning all over the place.

Asking why somebody brings the baby = victim blaming. Stop it, because the parents having been spending ever moment since the shooting asking themselves this and they don't need guilt from a stranger.

There's been violence in movies since the beginning of motion pictures. Look at M from the 1931, a movie about a child-murderer.

I've got a pint of espresso frozen Greek yogurt, and I'm pining away at all the photos of SDCC swag people have posted on tumblr.

It took me a solid five minutes to figure out what "P-in-V" meant. Ugh, I blame the heat.

I had a lump when I was 26 and it was just a cyst. However, my mother-in-law's partner did have breast cancer, and from what she told me it mostly involved a few "easy doctor's visits" and smoking a lot of medical weed with my husband.

31. "Pop your chap in a jar of Nutella, then present it to your lady. Be rewarded with a very enthusiastic blowjob."

31. "Pop your chap in a jar of Nutella, then present it to your lady. Be rewarded with a very enthusiastic blowjob."

If I was pushing out a mystery baby, there is no way I would ask for 6 feet.

Um...sure....third grade....there's no way I made a PB&J and brought it into work today....ha....ha....