She had to have panicked and frozen with her foot on the gas. That’s really the only way to explain it other than she really hated that tire wall and wanted it destroyed.

Please keep us up to date on every level. Best Jalopnik posts in a long time. The other writers need to up their game. This is completely relevant to my coming midlife crisis.

This would’ve been a prime example of me taking the car in for a warranty claim, but that would’ve been way too easy. As I bought this car not only to stroke my ballooning-out-of-control ego, but to learn how the car actually worked, I wagered that this would be a fitting time to do a homebrew fix.

Math much? A pilot weighing 200lbs plus a seat at least double that and ejecting at a force suitable for 0/0 circumstances is a considerable force. Ad to that the fact that a delta wing aircraft has a center of gravity much further rearward than a tailed aircraft and you have that considerable force acting on a…