GM never misses an opportunity to miss an opportunity

I’ll have you know I had all you can eat Indian Buffet. And it was amazing

I want to see a full shoot-out between this, a golf cart, and a segway. It needs to include a drag race, an autocross, slalom, a maximum range competition, and maybe a light off-road section at the least.

As a Michigan resident, this shit is so embarrassing.  

Tears For Lower-Tiered Startups

Maybe Harley should start making adult diapers.  Leather with studs.  Extra absorbent. 

Harley has a rich history of hill climb and flat track. Some kind of dirt oriented adventure bike should be a natural fit.

Haha you should have been CEO

Hard to be sneaky with a tow truck.

Another big factor is design maturity. For the past 5 years or so, everyone has been moving so fast to meet shifting market demands that program launches have been slashed down to nearly half of what they would normally get to design and start production of a new part. Ford and GM have largely been playing catch-up…

I wish I could be your friend.

Ford: Lets give everything we make the face of an Aston Martin

What the actual fuck is this sentence?

I want to see someone open this door with a pair of gloves/mittens on. 

Chonk-E

I feel like warp speed is best used as a subjective expression for the sensation you have in any given car at any given speed. Indicated 92 mph in a 4cyl Wrangler with plastic windows, questionable alignment and 4 unbalanced wheels on the Hardy Toll road in the late 90s was Warp 11. I was extremely uncomfortable at…

You have a key. They have a hood. Be brief.

I don’t care how it looks as long as I can avoid going in to see the cashier and stand in line behind someone saying, “No, not those cigarettes...the other ones. No, the other other ones. Down a shelf and to the left. In the red packet.” Or the dreaded lottery player or some such nonsense. I will deal with the…

I do get the feeling he’s about to tell me about the quirks and features of this lawsuit.

Put it in H!