Wait, did you just call a Lexus GS ‘one of the most striking cars’ available today? With ‘artistic flair’ and ‘iconic’ design? Seriously?

Production version (after delays and cut-backs):

Uber is our savior. Google is your co-pilot.

Ford explained to us that "Liquid Blue" is a show-car color only, and that it's actually multiple layers of paint on the display cars. Now, Ford also said that in the past, special show colors have made the transition to the production-car pallette, but right now Liquid Blue isn't in the running.

Pointlessly complicated headlights

Oh good, Domino's. That will be useful the next time I'm driving and I need pizza that will make me vomit.

I was prepared to be really pissed off about these spoof ads as I watched SNL.

when that fist appeared I was certain it would be my next car. Then a year after it rolled out I went to an auto show and devastated by the interiors lack of outward visibility. DFUQ?

I don't even think a Prius would suit his level. It's fools like this that have me very aware while driving, well, that and I have a 420HP 5.0L car with a live rear axle that would bite you in the ass if you act like the driver in the video...

I'm surprised they didn't intergrate, as other games have done in the past, a selfie-character via Kinect. That would be great.

Yes, but is the steering wheel centered? Test drove a Tahoe and Sierra and both had the steering wheel offset and drove my OCD crazy!

True. They should have gone west. Hard to see how going to a city that detests cars, helps you sell more. But whatever.

In the Midwest, this is Corvettes. It always irritates me to see them at car shows, especially stock ones. Congrats on being able to get financing on a new car...

Full size pickups typically make me feel like I'm driving a house that's out of breath.

"Car, drive the speed limit."

All the preventative stuff you touched on above, and make sure you have your jumper cables and some extra fluids on hand in the trunk.

I am a little old fashioned but always make sure I have an up to date road atlas since I don't like to rely exclusively on my GPS/Google Maps. I like planning my route on a large page,…