As someone who is currently creating an animated anthropomorphized car, you’d be happy to know I’m using the Torchinski Method: using the headlights as eyes. You’ll never know this cuz im in the grays...

Why? <clutch in> Why is it <gas pedal to floor> always <clutch out> my Mustang’s <Oh Shit!!! > body style in these videos? <smash into telephone pole>

I was wondering when they’d get around to making The Core 2...

Should I sell my new-ish Mustang GT and get one? In other words, should I switch to a hot hatch from a muscle car?

I also hope they stop using the sarcasm and humor that’s been present since Jalopnik started and become as dry & boring as most other car websites...

What is with that exterior styling? Floating Pillars, Pointy Tail Lights? Hey GM - Japanese car styling is to be made fun of, not copied.

I’m totally gonna trade in my 2004 Chrysler UglyBroke LX for a new Ford ZoomFast!

Your article said this was their first C&C. How did you even hear of it? Will they do more this year, or was it a one time only thing?

Ooof. Hideous. Did Chevy’s designers study a Chinese knock-off Ford Explorer?

Oof, you lost me at Matt Farrah...

Another Mustang at a C&C with an idiot driver. Sigh. We’re not all like this!

Already hundreds of replies, but I vote that you get a Project Car - Something that you’ll have to work on to make sure it’s saleable after a year.

Best Wings between Buffalo & NYC? You should’ve stopped at Barbells in East Aurora. Haven’t been there in 10 years and I still crave their wings.

Uggg. Still so homely. Fine BMW, you win. I’ll just keep buying American...

Uuggghhh. Again with the awkward, broken line of LED strips. Looks worst from the 3/4 angle.

I gotta ask: Chewbacca Flywheel? Please tell me more.

Bike path? Running path?

Love or hate Papa John, his wasn’t the only classic stolen:

Speaking of the Joker, this was in Mustang Alley today...

How about Duesenberg?