How to Ruin Monopoly and make people hate you!

Armie Hammer? Not only is he white, he’s also really tall. Two great accomplishments.

I hear you and completely agree. The only equivalency I’m drawing between the two is a willingness to be interviewed and field tough questions. The quality of the answers is another thing altogether.

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Tsonga left her in the care of Nikolay Davydenko, the sport’s expert on fixing things.

No, Jessica Walter is a dramatically better looking woman.

And the man in the back said everyone attack and it turned into a boardroom brawl

MOM!!?? Get off Kinja.

Poor kid, just wants to go home and watch wrestlemania

Miracle Whip

Reporter: Hey Mark, where did you get those earrings?

There’s a joke to be made about people at Sea World getting tortured in a small glass enclosure, an environment they are not suited to be in, and needing to be released back into the wild, but it’s Monday and I’m tired.

May he.

Genius!