Jerking off to the thought of denying refugee children entry to America.

They’ll fight tooth and nail to keep their numbers and make taking your name off their registry a huge hassle. Inactive members constantly get hit up to ‘reconcile’ their tithing (give the church that hates them money), harassed by missionaries, excluded and discriminated against in job opportunities, socially…

...Wow. Cosplay so good it looks better than the actual in-game model.

Remember Advanced Warfare?

Since we’re talking about Chick-Fil-A, the appropriate thing to say is that evangelicals are having a cow.

“Go to Cargo Bay.”

Picture this: You’re buying a new car from a Chrysler dealer

Yesterday’s tragedy was in my hometown. Suffice it to say that my level of rage that gun violence occurs so frequently, and is so seemingly acceptable to a large proportion of the U.S. population, is palpable today.

The answer is always...

If you own Tweetbot 3 you should be able to upgrade to the new version for $4.99 regardless of when you buy it. Tapbots did some bundle trickery by putting tweetbot 3 and 4 in a bundle for $9.99 before removing tweetbot 3 from sale. Whenever you want to upgrade you get the bundle and it lowers the bundle price to…

This is an emotionally inflamed moment. It would be inappropriate to talk about doing nothing now. We’ll take this up in a few months and do nothing then.

Still can’t beat this for stupid though

If I were her, I would scream in high-pitched glee. My two favourite characters reunited, and they’re talking about me? *ded*

Screw, Europe. I want that one Days of Lives fangirl, Noujain, to come to America and become a citizen here. She’s freakin’ adorable. We may not have a queen but she can meet Beyonce and talk about science and aliens with Neil Degrasse Tyson.

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