The Mayans were only off by 4 years...rounding error?

They should’ve asked the Monks of Teshuva to see if they could find it.

Here’s a throwback of when Ryan Lochte made two news anchors double over in laughter:

We didn’t listen!

Matt and Trey make the best South Park eps when they deal with things through the kids’ perspectives. The fact that everyone yells “Car!” and gets out of the road in the middle of a combat sequence has me sold on this game.

My park had a slime-choked stream behind the courts, but I left that out as I’m sure not all parks have that going on...they do all, however, have plenty of dog shit and used drug paraphernalia in the woods, so this is acceptable.

Thanks for turning me on to this article. I agree with both the author’s, and your, take on why RBG is risking so much to be vocal in her disgust of that bloviating, partially deflated basketball left in the woods by the park courts.

To paraphrase one commentor: There are far more people ruining their legacy by…

Flesh-colored Gamorrean who did well for himself after running Jabba’s campaign.

an amphibian brain

Easy there, Lebron

This is vintage Newt. He has all these crazy, madness-induced views...but, every once in a while he says something coherent and thoughtful.

It’s probably the last vestige of his sanity occasionally surfacing for one last gasp of air before plunging below the waves.

Get the First Lady a Monster Energy drink, STAT!

Tax avoision

What’s this from? I’m dying here...

Speaking of proton packs, I think it’s impossible for women to cross their streams. I mean...they’d all have to crouch in a circle or something #amiright

Haven’t read, but...

This story ends with the guy who made the LEGO display being shot and killed for being a danger to the child, right?

There are two things about this story that hit me right in the gut:

An Innsmouth, Massachusetts Justice of the Peace named Conrad Hafen

never thought to try this...looks like I have a good reason to hit the parks this summer. #ForScience

Such a Bananadrama...looks like it’s going to be a Cruel Summer.