Get a cam, a mic, and some catchphrases, and start playing any one of them. Money in the BANK, son.

Hmmm...thought PT would be on here.

It’s called a port-wine stain, and it could be indicative of a very serious syndrome. No making the fun!

No mention of Synergy until the end, and it's to something off camera....My guess it's gonna be a plug for the Apple Watch.

I don't know what punches me in the gut more - Big Bird's reaction to the concept of death or seeing that everyone is genuinely crying.

I think you're right about the fact the Mike has at least paid some sort of price for his terrible behavior...

You do need to, however, mention the time when Mike got into an accent, leapt out of the car, and punched an innocent bystander straight in the nuts. Something about that story just makes me giggle.

Metal Gear Solid: The Kojima Incident

Surprised you picked Twisted Metal 1 over TM 2.

It does not surprise me in the least that MD and VA are 34 and 37, respectively...although, I think those rankings would change if the surveys happened during rain or snow.

This is perfect on so many levels. *Tips hat respectfully

Perhaps Vulvachamp FC will pick him up.

Labiaconqueror...?

...and here's another one of Fallon and Sanz

+n

My mom's 1985 Ford Escort. That thing broke down consistently after only a year of driving. Once, it broke down in the middle of the road, and my 6 year old brother, my 5'0" mom, and I...I was 8...had to push it across three lanes of traffic.

I laughed myself...those Brits and their mastery of the Queen's English...

Fast food eating is dead

Sold!

Although a bit of an anglophile when it comes to comedies, I've never really gotten into their crime dramas (Sherlock, the exception, of course); not because I saw one and it turned me off the whole thing, I just never felt compelled to watch Prime Suspect or Rumpole of the Bailey no matter how highly they came…

Here's hoping they sorted out the overheating problem.

Included in Colin's blog entry on using VyprVPN are some steps on how he got his router to use OpenVPN to connect.