Fuck John McCain.

I wouldn’t wish McCain’s illness on my worst enemy and sympathize with him and his family.

The man is dying of brain cancer and he summons all his willpower and remaining fortitude to go vote to take health care away from millions of poor people.

He could have voted no by staying home. He’s coming back to vote yes.

Told he likely had just months to live, McCain vowed to return to vote on the GOP Healthcare Bill so that he could, “Take as many people to the grave with me as I can.”

Watch 75% of the restaurants in this country fold up after we kick out all of the Mexicans.

he was snorting cocaine or meth or something in the toilet. that was not “road rage”, that was some drug-fueled paranoia and delerium.

I’m guessing psychotic episode or bad reaction to narcotics.

One of my friends thinks that Putin is Barron’s real father.

One of my friends thinks Russia was playing the long con, and Melania is a Russian spy with 20 million dollars in a Swiss bank account.

Hey, remember back in 2016 when Trump was going on about Hillary being on death’s door and not having enough physical stamina to be president? Good times.

It makes me sick how we’re all supposed to mindlessly buy into Daughter Dingus’ pathetic phony creation myth, like she’s anything more than a spoiled little airhead who owes everything she has to the money her awesome daddy swiped from other people. Look at her, sitting there with that moronic pucker on her plastic…

Hmmmm why would the police claim Venus Williams was at fault before they had even reviewed all the evidence...hmmm I wonder.

I blame the government. Who expects old white people in Florida to comprehend intersectionality?

How come women can’t go sleeveless when Paul Ryan is allowed to go spineless?

Because America is an empty husk of what it used to be and the Kardashians, as has been explained to me, are our new Kennedy’s. A piece of my soul dies every day...

Oh Hannah, it;s pretty obvious what’s goin on. Swifty and Karlie broke up, Swifty is devastated and not leaving the house, and Karlie is trying out Kendall for awhile.

I wanna get out of the darkest timeline.

I noticed that: the consistent hitting on the ‘they,’ ‘them,’ and ‘theirs.’ It’s not just enough to call us leftists or progressives: we are a faceless, nameless horde now. This sort of dehumanization of the opposition, especially in regards to groups that employ force, is a red flag. And it’s going to get worse: I…

I’m officially an old.