As a former Catholic, I was surprised that they could steal all kinds of things from pagan traditions, but yoga = BAD.

Twitter wins:

When you realize Omarosa found someone who is OK with being married to her, but you haven’t made it past a first date in almost 3 years.

Rumor has it the cheerleaders were also part of a pyramid scheme.

The INSTANT that House GOP leaders are convinced that Trump 1. cannot help them realize their legislative wet dreams, and 2. cannot help them get reelected in 2018, they will begin impeachment proceedings.

As an Asian American woman, I’m glad I’m being represented in politics.

Republicans in Congress concluded they could not support Nixon once his approval rating dipped into the 20s. So he resigned rather than be impeached and tried.

Trump has “perfect genes” but unfortunately he’s unable to fit his fat ass into a par of jeans.

Yep! Have we learned nothing?

Don’t for a second believe that they actually don’t have the votes to pass this. They’re giving away political bribes like they’re beads at Mardi Gras - call every single one of your congresscritters today and lodge your opinion.

What if the coal miner and the single mom don’t want to subsidize a projected $100 million in travel costs for the President to play golf at Mar-A-Lago?

I fucking hate him and every single person who put him in office.

the yearly budget for meals on wheels = one trip to mar a lago

LOL @ the idea that Perez is a centrist. He almost wasn’t confirmed as Obama’s Labor. Sec because he was considered to be too “radical” by Republicans.

This! It makes me so pissed how so many people have declared Bernie (and therefore whoever he taps) as the best of the party. Have any of them seen him do an interview on TV lately? What letter do you see next to his name? It’s not a D. It wasn’t okay for Bernie to use the party’s money and contacts to run for…

Except Perez isn’t a centrist, idiot.

Grassroots support in the sense that a guy who isn’t even a democrat spammed his old email list due to an ongoing grudge?

How many votes did Jill Stein get again? 100 million, wasn’t it? So close! If only a few Hillary voters had just had the good sense to vote for the dumbest candidate in the election, we’d be living in Candyland!

By...picking a DNC chair that’s near-identical to another DNC candidate? JFC this division is getting rediculous. “My guy says he’ll raise min wage by $10, and the other guy will only raise it by $9.50! CORRUPT RIGGED BERN IT TO THE GROUND!” Jeezy creezy.