Nah, you’ve been misinformed. Coke is still pretty abundant in upper/upper-middle class areas.

Apparently the youths do heroin now. (this is what people with kids have been telling me)

That never worked for me. In fact it was quite the opposite. Pot+EtOH = head violently spinning and entering into a permanent state of vomit. Even 20 years later, just talking about it makes me a little queasy.

Yeah, sadly, it may be heroin now.

What a shitty time for anyone to have a Facebook account and a family.

Note to R.A.’s: POST THIS IN THE HALLWAYS OF THE DORMS!

They started casual, but started getting closer, so he was surprised and hurt when she just casually ditched him for another dude after staying at his house, crying on his shoulder, and other things that seem somewhat more relationshippy. It’s the type of hurt feelings that happen when people don’t communicate, so I…

$700/mo is literally, without any exaggeration, the price of a parking spot in Manhattan. How do you not realize that you live in an extremely low cost-of-living area?

I know a lot of landlords and real estate brokers use this but it doesn’t take into account debt load, savings goals, local taxes. I much prefer Gail Vaz Oxlade’s 35% rule - all housing expenses ((rent /mortgage, utilities, condo/HOA fees) should be no more than 35% of take home pay. For me, the gap between the 40X…

Ooo! Can I play electric accordion? Please???

TIME TO GO FULL FREAK WEASEL.

UM

BUT IF YOU CAN JOKE ABOUT BEING A RAPE SURVIVOR

WHY CAN I NOT JOKE ABOUT HOW FUNNY RAPE IS

WHY ARE THESE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS NOT THE SAME THING

NUANCE AND CONTEXT ARE POLITICALLY CORRECT LIE WORDS

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this is a pretty good description of my social skills IRL

what kind of fucking monster devil restaurant doesn’t give you fries with a burger

So...this dress was designed to be worn only by very thin drag queens? I’m not sure who he’s aiming for here and this seems like the only remaining option.

Or a lesbian road-trip buddy movie.

I will say, Butch & Leisurely sounds like a fabulous lifestyle magazine.

This is his polite way of saying that women he perceives as fat shouldn’t wear this kind of dress.

Lol really because these dresses look 100% better on voluptuous women IMO. Like sorry that us curvier gals took something meant for the skinnies, realized we looked awesome in it, and started wearing it, but too bad! I mean, I have never actually purchased one of these dresses but I have tried one on and my boyfriend…