YES YES YES YES YES.

I'm voting to give the last two weeks a do-over. Any small mistakes you made are hereby forgiven. Any reversible choices you wish to take back are taken back. It's what we all need.

Just wanted to share that I had the BIGGEST crush on Joel Madden circa 2003 for reasons I cannot fully explain. I've since grown up and am now dating an accountant, which is about as far on the other end of the spectrum as you can get.

Aaron Carter is following me and several of my friends on twitter and none of us know why.

I have nothing to add except that cranberry juice cocktail is fucking bullshit.

Maybe it's just my clean eating/pescatarian/former vegan ways talking, but I make it a habit of always reading the ingredients on my food, even if I know I'm going to buy it anyway. In clean eating, you can't have refined grains, so I stay away from any bread that lists anything other than "whole wheat flour" and the…

Time to open up: I'm working on a business model for what amounts to a contracted daycare for office buildings, where the cost of daycare is subsidized by the employers, whose rates are then split among all the separate offices in one building, making it mega-cheap for everyone. I'm looking for advice from anyone…

Here's what makes me the angriest: let's say for argument's sake that vaccines magically cause autism (which they don't). By refusing to vaccinate your child for that reason, you're essentially saying that you would rather have a dead child than one with autism. I know that the autism spectrum isn't a fun place to…

This. My dad still remembers public pools being closed because of polio. Hell, back in those days, EVERYONE had a family member in an iron lung or a wheelchair. I have no desire to return to those "good old days."

I don't know who half of these people are. WHEN DID I BECOME OLD?

Yep. Did it as soon as I got my W2 and 1099s. I don't mess around with taxes because I. Will. Forget. To. Do. Them.

I always go the lazy route with carrots. Rinse for a few seconds, bite off the top and bottom, and go to town.

I was always told that the skin of vegetables is where most of the nutrients are. In fact, the only times I peel veggies are when I'm shredding sweet potatoes or any other vegetable that has an inedible skin. A quick water wash is all I do in all other cases. I'm still here.

Seriously. It's just a weird framing tactic. Why not have this be a story a woman is telling to her daughter/niece/friend's child/etc.? Or even better, why not use the framing tactic at all? It takes authenticity away from the story and makes the retelling more biased.

I suddenly have the urge to watch "But I'm a Cheerleader."

I am legitimately obsessed with this dog.

Sigh. I'm really bummed out today. I was looking through some old facebook posts, and I realized that my old friends mostly hang out with each other now, and not me. It's not that they're deliberately excluding me (since I'm the one with the office job and my own apartment and non-drinking lifestyle), but it still…

Our cats are twins! Except that mine is like twice Miss Roslin's weight, yo.

This is Persephone. Don't let the sweet face fool you, she is a stone cold bitch.