I read this story twice and I still don't know who Azaelia Banks is.

On my way to the department of labor! Trust me, I'm milking all the benefits I can.

I'm officially unemployed as of tomorrow, so my current budget plan is "do not spend money on anything that is not necessary." Thankfully, I've got enough savings for rent/utilities for a few months and unemployment (and... um... mom and dad offering to help), so I should be okay assuming I'm not out of work for 6…

I had a friend in middle school whose teeth grew in on the roof of his mouth. As in, half an inch behind his baby teeth. Obviously, he had braces for quite some time for that one.

Wisdom teeth are the absolute worst. One of mine got infected and it was the worst pain I've ever felt.

I just have a boatload of dishtowels around the house. One for hands, one for dishes, and the others for cleaning up spills. As soon as one comes out of the washing machine after cleaning up a spill, it becomes the new dish towel, the dish towel becomes the hand towel, and the rest rotate.

The funny thing is, I already eat very few refined grains and fatty foods. I'm a pescatarian and vaguely lactose intolerant, so cheese is really the only super-fatty food I eat. And I mostly eat whole grain pasta and brown rice. IDK.

Seriously. Lots of seriously attractive people have weird teeth: Madonna, Anna Paquin, Kate Winslet, other British people, etc.

Plot twist: the dog thinks the cat is also a dog.

I was lucky enough to never need braces, even though my teeth are a little wonky. My mom is a hippie and is totally anti-braces unless they're needed for health reasons (i.e. tooth growing the wrong way, serious overbite, etc). I'm glad to have my weird teeth... they make me unique.

This. I take a medicine that, when coupled with alcohol, can lead to seizures. Sorry, but your vodka sauce ain't worth it.

Am I the only one who hates being drunk? It's uncomfortable and makes me nervous. Thankfully, the meds I take prohibit alcohol (as in, drinking while on them is a huge risk for seizures), so I can avoid explaining to everyone and their mother why I don't drink.

Can't say I have. Gonna watch it as soon as I get home from my errands today!

I have a theory that politically neutral countries make the best chocolate.

Sending out good vibes to your grandma. She sounds like an awesome lady.

Doodling superheroes and rebuilding electronics? This kid sounds awesome.

Okay Jezzies, gather round for a Hilldawg prayer circle.

On the other hand, it was so true. The scene where they're discussing meds? I'VE HAD THAT CONVERSATION. WORD FOR WORD.

I actually set myself a mission like yours. I'm going to see all the Oscar nominated movies in the theater before the show. Luckily, I live near the arthouse theater, so it's actually possible! So far I've seen "Silver Linings Playbook," "Moonrise Kingdom," "The Deep Blue Sea," and Les Miz. Next up are "Lincoln"…

Thank you! I'm actually dealing with trying to treat myself well these days (depression and codependency holla) so that's a great way to think about it. That is, if I can avoid going over into the self-flagellation zone of dieting, which is the dangerous place.