she looks like she can be related to her husband

And people wonder why people won’t get out of the car when pulled over for a traffic violation. Shit...

I completely buy that. If I was invited to Donald Trump’s wedding, I’d show up. Why not? No matter what I think of him, it would be guaranteed to be a spectacle. Who doesn’t want to see a ridiculously ostentatious wedding? That’s why royal weddings always get good ratings.

For real, the Clintons attending Donald Trump’s wedding is having me hoping for a full-blown proletariat revolt.

Seriously, the man is ridiculous and horrible, but I have no doubt that he (and his money) throw a hell of a party

In retrospect, I may have attended every wedding I’ve ever been to ironically.

Hillary was there for free food and booze

This isn’t a helpful comment. Yes, this stuff happens to white people, but we are discussing this woman right now in the context of institutionalized racism.

I’d hit that so hard his mustache would fall off.

Just to be fair, I actually am one...

I would trust anything this man says.

Never mind a rocket scientist, that man is a supreme mustache engineer!

Bye asshole.

I got some santorum on my mouth again

Iggy Azalea is the Donald Trump of music.

Teenagers are adorable and an excellent source of spare parts for old people.