Well of course he does. The Grammys eligibility period ends September 30th. *adds Aaliyah hologram to Grammy drinking game*

BSSL: Bull Shit as a Second Language. Fluency level=100%

So, basically self-centered assholes are treating women like walking sex toys, and said women find this emotionally and sexually unfulfilling?

All the men I’ve dated/been friends with are super emotional and fall in love quickly. In my experience, looking at all my girl friends, men want commitment faster than women. All my married friends had boyfriends who wanted marriage and babies in the first months and had to spend a lot of time convincing their female…

Oh my god I’m so glad there’s a space for me to express how stupid this article is. It’s literally the exact same article papers have been writing about rich white kids in Manhattan since the 1920s, updated each year to include the new technology and trend.

Well then why does someone keep waking him up?

your posts are killers, thank you as always. better than coffee

“See, Mensa isn’t literally for Men”

The mashed still had the skins on. I dunno, man, the chef was an insane drunk. Like, I would help drag out rubbish bags full of dripping fish bones before closing, and she would litearally be on the floor of the bar as I walked out.

Your username. Marry me. I don’t even care which gender you are.

Servers tend to get forced into doing kitchen prep work. Sometimes we’re forced to use a mandoline. There’s a certain percentage of servers that have a flat tip instead of a rounded tip on their index finger because of this. I am included in this group.

And here is Donald Trump describing Megyn Kelly’s heavy flow and her wide-set vagina.

Good butter, too.

Every time I see this gif, I kind of want that outfit.

“Do these females think I’m MADE of gold-pressed latinum???”

Congrats on wanting to do what you’re supposed to fucking do.

“females”

Persistant? Prescient? Also, expert level photobomb from Kanye