Yes. As the young people say, I Can’t Even.

“Trump: China sucks. I am orange. Look at me. You’re fired.”

From the Affleck nanny article:

Can't stop looking at it.........luv'in you too:) and thanks for the amazing wish-grants.

Yep! That's the ONE, right there. What happened? He always looks so unwashed now; have even read rumors that he doesn't smell so good. Think you could root out a picture of him from Thelma and Louis? INSANELY adorable!

Apropos: this morning when I pulled my nylons out of the drawer, my husband goes, “The hair hiders!” And then we high-fived.

If this were a book cover, though, I would totally read that book.

My baby boomer mother doesn’t understand why we have a strained relationship due to her dubious insistence on self reliance. You push the baby bird out of the nest too early, they’ll never call you.

Brad Pitt with a moustache in the bathtub. Trying so hard to unsee that. I actually remember when he was legitimately cute once upon a time.

A lot of my husband’s older relatives comment on how wonderful and amazing it is that he is so involved with our kids because their dads were never involved with them. I find myself struggling. Not because I don’t want to give my husband credit for what he does do because he is a great dad and husband, but I don’t…

Bravo!!

Mark.

I would love to see your stock photo search history, Mark

Only in a menage scenario with this dude:

A woman a know was applying for a nanny job for someone in the entertainment industry. They required a head shot with her application. I don’t know if they were checking to see if she was TOO attractive not attractive enough.

“Shut up! You’re stupid!”

I’m glad they spoke out. The police statement was pretty ridiculous.

I walked round the entire thing, picked up a spatula, got to the tills and the queues were so long (people buying billy bookcases ffs) I dropped it on the floor where I was stood and loudly exclaimed “Fuck you Sweden!”

“Robin recently proposed to April and she said yes,” a source close to the couple told the mag.