It’s as if, you know, birth control helps women.

I do like smiley green tie better! Maybe I will tell him about my sealed juvenile records :D

To be fair, some of the great royal mistresses were pretty badass. Edward VII got very angry at his mistress, the great actress and producer Lillie Langtry (I mentioned her in my post above) and said to her, “I’ve spent enough on you to build a battleship!” she responded, “And you’ve spent enough in me to float one!”

Fuck her

Hollywood likes the idea of original ideas, but it likes a quantifiable risk even more. What makes a studio executive purr is the prospect of a project with brand recognition built in, along with some sweet synergistic licencing money. Anything they can do to reduce the probable unknowns is fucking catnip to those…

Or. OR! Hear me out. We can hold a multiplicity of thoughts in our heads at once, and even in our politics. I am staunchly anti-war, anti-imperialism, anti-military. But I can also appreciate how cool it is to be trained in a way that no woman has ever been able to attain before.

No. Wrong. You were almost there too.

It’s nice that women have no achievements that aren’t measured in boners. Please, tell us more about your particular boner. We all care very much.

I’ll say this: I love cheese. I love it. I love everything from skunk-fart reblochon to nutty Cornish Yarg. I make cheese. I know cheese. I am cheese.

He’s proof God has a sense of humor.

Dadofrandilyn

I and the other girls in my office don’t even bother to “dress with cleavage.” Straight up naked, yo. See also: Fuck you Joost.

I wish they would stop blaming these shootings on mental health. It’s much more likely that someone with mental health issues will be attacked than someone with mental health issue will attack someone.

Oh, I so wish I had been there. It must have been magical. I would have applauded madly in the echoing silence. I’m clapping now. (your name makes even more sense now)

i bet you were cute/weird

We Are...MADNESS. One Step Beyoooond. Also, Squeeze and Elvis C and Joe J. And General Public