Hey Pinterest,

“I would also point out that all of these things were done before Mr. Trump’s campaign, if I even did them — which I deny.”

“You’re way hot! Why’d you cut your hair? Now you’re not as fuckable to me! Omg sheesh take it as a compliment.”

I choose to believe that the “Rooney” rule has something to do with the Premier League footballer.

I didn’t know the KitKat unit of measure was a “finger.” But I like it.

Somebody should embroider that on a pillow.

HAHAHAHAHA.
normally i would dismiss this shite.
but honestly ty for proving my point and amusing me.

anyone else want to play?
i hesitate to ungrey trash like this in other people’s threads because it’s not very polite to inflict nonsense on people who want to have a serious discussion, but this is my thread! i can…

Don’t you love getting blown?” I say to him immediately. We have funny, witty banter.

Just yesterday, I was at the corner store buying my standard migraine hangover cure: giant ass Coke Zero and some salt-and-vinegar potato chips. I had messed up hair, sunglasses deployed, ratty-ass clothes, and Kid Electron in tow, because it’s just not a migraine hangover without a three-year-old asking for Skittles…

I think we can all agree that the reason Men act this way is because they have Penises. There I said it.

Thanks, saved me the effort.

eat one finger of kit kat? yeahright. show me one person who’s done that! i’ve tried so many times but one taste and i turn into cookie monster.

Biden gifs, activate!

Not murdering isn’t even the first one, it’s number six. The first commandment isn’t even a commandment, it’s a statement “I am the lord, thy god.”

I can’t star anymore either, and cannot figure out why.

I had lost the ability to star comments too. About 2 or 3 weeks ago I noticed that anytime I tried to star something the page auto-scrolled to the top. Everything’s back to normal now.. maybe Kinja had a bad cold for awhile?

I’ve always wanted to ask a murderous religious zealot why they would violate the first commandment to enforce some much more banal rule, and what their god would think of that. Morally it’s so repugnant to me as a secular humanist that I can’t even conceive of his pureile hate-crusted little heart, but even just…