I agree. I wanted to be as clear as possible and it ended up longer than I expected. Should have tl;dr’d.

My woke son Jarapahat, 3, is allergic to tacos. “Tacos are made by Monsanto,” he told me, “and you are complicit in the hyper-corporatization of the food industry.”

Okay, bear with me. The explanation is a little complicated. Prepare yourself....

The only other time I’ve heard tacos used as a threat was when my horrible sister said she was going to forcefeed tacos to her daughter (who is deathly allergic to tacos). So cruel. My poor niece is doomed.

Scouts say Reid has great quick-twitch muscle, and Lane is a natural athelete. The scouts are split on Kaepernick, some saying he athletically gifted, some believing he is a student of the game. All agree he was raised a grinder.

“How dare you sit there and blame white people for the problems of the minority communities. After all, aren’t you half white? Didn’t two white parents adopt you, after yours weren’t willing to raise you?!”

Let me give you an example about the issue this can cause.

I feel the same way about overly gigantic tie knots.

Lynch is always willing to go that extra yard.

In the immortal words of Beast Mode:

“they have had a worst defense, and a worst team”

See, that’s exactly the type of shit I was trying to warn Jordan about. Any sort of rational criticism is met with this type of crap.

I wouldn’t say they are football illiterate. They’ve learned a lot in the three years they have rooted for the Seahawks.

If Puig keeps up this pace it shouldn’t be long before we see him in AA.

They don’t shoot centaurs, do they?

I met the real Frank Dux once, I was working at an EB Games in Seattle (in White Center aka the hood) and he came in looking for a used copy of Bloodsport......it was depressing.

This is exactly why I love the Olympics, it’s like real life Street Fighter or, to a lesser extent, Van Damme’s The Quest.

Plus, further proof that Ken Griffey Jr. is, was, and always will be dope as shit.

Jesus, the position players on the mariners during Ichiro's run of dominance were hot garbage.

Getting on base and playing good defense is not how we want to win games around here.