You will never see another season as statistically ridiculous as Barry Bonds in 2004. You will never see a tweet with that skewed a ratio as Frei’s.

This lady, in additon to being a racist, sounds like a special class of fruit loop (O pioneer, if you move to a predominantly black neighborhood, maybe expect to see black folks standing on the sidewalk outside of your house?). But WTF is going on with the Southampton police? Per the Press:

Somewhere, Lindsey Graham is passing out thinking of what could have been, had he made just a few different choices.

Are you goal oriented? I think I figured out that the reason that I’m frequently jealous of other people’s successes isn’t because I want to be pregnant, get married, write a book, etc., but because I envy their ability to set a goal and then achieve it. I own a house and I have a job. But I don’t really have any…

I have a feeling that he’s just a parrot. Not parroting, but rather an an actual parrot. It explains both is complexion and his hair.

I have said this before and it never stops being true: Donnie sounds like someone trying to have a serious conversation on a ball of cocaine. I really can’t listen to him talk, and when I read the shit he said, he sounds like a puppy that has too many shiny objects and noise makers around it.

You’re providing health. This is (unintelligible). Here, everything, pretty much everything you do in government, involves heart, whereas in business, most things don’t involve heart.

(unintelligible screaming)

They have not yet issued any statement.

And then backed over, just to make sure.

This goddamn ass munching Bucky Beaver looking motherfucker deserves to be hit by a fucking bus.

She would have been impeached for the email nonsense by now, three months in. That is what’s happening in an alternate universe now, her impeachment trial. But actual treason gets a pass from these jokers. If Democrats weren’t so goddamned useless, every one of them would have been screaming “treason” every hour on…

That assumes the child is making an actual choice and not being manipulated by one parent. In an ideal world sure. But if the parent or parents are manipulators it’s not really the child’s choice.

She should stop being such a fucking idiot then. Might help.

#FreeMelania