@malus: WHAT THE FUCK?

@lmaonade: That's why I hold my phone in my right hand!

@swkiglyline: STEVE JOBS KILLED YOU

What is that weird quasi-smile face-wrinkle thing he just did? O_o

@Sethifer: +1 for you (that is, if you can accomplish that)

@Fooly: Like the Count Machine Onahole?

@Teclys: Me eat QingTing.

@Teclys: I no eat you. Just a simple misunderstanding.

WarGames.

@Teclys: That's the Q PAD.

What is the Q Gini? Apple tampon?

NINJA DEFUSE!

@EvilDroidClone: Oh yes he just did, BIATCHES!

@spicedhambox: What? They commended Apple. Not insulted. Commended.

@Samo: I'm going out to get a 300-dollar AK airsoft gun, the one I've got is a piece of crap.

@ridgecity: Westboro is too full of douches to believe in something like that...

@Ian Logsdon: No, I'm not saying that.

@dinniedraco: Yeah, Steve Jobs is a bit closer to being the guy who started the Bohemian movement than he is to being the Christ.

@acidrain69: Another addition: Oops.

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