@certifiedfryguy: Yessir

@Ron-Mexic0: I think maybe you should see a psychologist... *puts on cup*

They also have a Dragunov, the Longshot CS-6.

@Willard Fillmore: Yessir

@Ryanrule: No, but that the fact that God started the nation of Israel, his holy nation, from one man. So technically, there is no means.

@Swimatm: Exactly.

@Theologica: But Esau did make a legitimate trade for his birthright, and he never asked for it back. Jacob's having tricked his father was justified in the fact that he was renamed Israel and became the father of the nation of his namesake, Israel; the benefits of his trickery outweigh the drawbacks, which are only…

@Master S: Maybe they figure that Esau was a nerd.

@Haizum74: Hey, you forgot the Fighter Jet! :( Fighter Jet Forgetter

@pen.suhl: You, sir, have hit the nail on the nose (true, that is mean, (I mean, what did the nail do to you?) but I do not care).

@Mars478: Oh.

@ian.nai: I hope they introduce new AppleTV, self-contained inside of a 5 million-p, 10 thousand-inch HDFTWTV

@Mindfield: And here we have Osama Bin Laden. Now I'm just going to shove him up my anus... *Steve makes a pained grunt* ahhh, there we go! And as you can see, no bars...

Announce iControl, Apple's revolutionary device that will be used by Steve Jobs to mind-control the entire universe to his own ends.

"I was pleased when Apple people came out to bring us bottled water. More of that Apple. More care and concern for the people who give you not only their respect and adoration, but also their money."

@pen.suhl: No, its like the Fighter Jet that you keep in your garage in case the Corvette and the Ferrari won't start.

@Alexo_raver: No, that's like the backup Lamborghini that you keep in your garage in case the Ferrari won't start.

@Mars478: So true

@iDestroySteveJobsWithChocolate: I feels stupid

@Mars478: OOOOOOH I get it now