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@Nameless: I think that the butler is just to amplify the weirdness of the video.

AAAAAAARRRRRRHHHHGG MY EYES

@Zinger314: No, that's what he said. Literally.

OMG, how did you know I was a cyborg?

Oh my, now the special edition 360s are gonna have 500 gig hard drives! AAAAAAAAHHHHHH

What, she's an Apple nut and he didn't get a 3G?

@JohnnyricoMC: You're right, I just got screwed. I guess I deserve it ;)

STEVE JOBS DRESSES LIKE A CROSS BETWEEN A REDNECK, A SOCCER MOM, AND A NUN

This time, I have a feeling that Apple will have an upturn. I won't guess, however, how great an upturn.

WTF?????????????

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo...

I'm pretty sure that's just a Keynote presentation that can be looked at in Keynote. Go to Apple's website, go to "Apps", and find Keynote. But maybe I'm wrong. You be the judge.[itunes.apple.com]

"I WILL EAT YOUR COOKIES AND I WILL BUY RETARDED APPS ON YOUR iPHONE"

I want OS X Snow Leopard on an iPhone!!!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!