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Please, sir...more?

Oh, Emma. That's disappointing.

I can't imagine that this will stand up but I have no legal training to back that up. I just can't believe any court would uphold that bullshit.

@WashingMyHair: Seriously. Shake a container of catnip and that cat would have been out in no time.

I find the Lohans, the Gosselins, and Speidi as annoying as the next rational person, but what's up with the vitriol? Why does ANYONE care that much?

My mom died when I was 15, so who knows what kind of relationship we'd have had through the rest of my teen years and into adulthood? It's hard for me to say which way we'd have gone: we were very close but I also knew she was very sick for much of my tween/teen years, so it didn't really make sense to fight a lot of…

I feel like a bad woman because I'm just not interested in seeing it. I know I should want to, if for no other reason than I want to support the ladies' endeavors, but I can't get psyched about this. I went to see Zombieland but it wasn't because of a boy, it was because I wanted to see it.

I'm due to deliver sometime in the next four weeks. If anyone wants my daughter's placenta, let me know. I plan to just cherish my kid and let the placenta, the cord, and all the blood go. I don't think she'll be loving on my stretch marks either.

@LizzieBennet-Darcy: Not disagreeing—people in general can get weighed down with the chip and pursue self-defeating strategies to prove how downtrodden they are. It's not particular to women.

@rednrowdy: For real. How many times do you think Drew Barrymore's been asked to show her tits or had to make a decision about the casting couch?

If I weren't working, my kid-to-be might not be able to eat at all. Suck on that, Guilters!

Man, Adam Duritz has dated a lot of Hollywood ladies. He must be looking for love and so lonely and devastated that he can't find romance, just like his ex-lady-love, the Aniston.

Dear Cheney family: