As far as the demographic skews go...

I’d say hang him, but he doesn’t appear to have a neck.

Doctor, this is the internet. 

Can’t find a gif of Martin Short saying ‘I know what perjury is!’ from this week’s Only Murders but that’s the first thing that comes to mind...

“Yes, guys, calm down.”

How bad must something be for even WB to be like “No, this will do irreversible damage to our reputation and brand.”

This is a pointlessly pedantic thing to point out, but Matt Frewer quite observably did not “re-don” the makeup for that Pixels appearance. Or, if he did, that’s not what made it to the screen.

What are the odds they sub in the current “spunky charming sexy young action lady”: Ana de Armas

This season is terrible. The writing is all soap opera grade and there’s no sense of atmosphere, probably done at this point since I have no interest in Danny whatsoever. 

And eating them makes your pee smell funny?

Danny Stevens just invented fracking.

DM: Eve, do you take an action?

Oh, man, there was a really good trilogy of movies in the early 2000s that featured a big (unwieldy, really; they had to split them up for the second two movies) party with halfings, a dwarf, some elves, and humans, and a bunch of different classes. They played kind of fast and loose with how their wizards functioned,…

Jake Lloyd, who alone in this world is justified in bitching about how Star Wars ruined his childhood.

Air Canada used to be our gold standard

Kate Bush

“Sorry, Elrond’s Sister. We’re switching from Adult Elvish Contemporary to Outlaw Dwarf Country. You’re out.”

I’m not believing that NASA could have kept the solar sail secret.

It’s 2022 bro, they're gonna replace Miller with Chris Pratt.

Some of those who fire deejays