Also, Kanye's t-shirt is his golf score for the day.

Nike beef tastes like leather.

You libertarian librarian.

I'll co-sign on this.

*sticks penis in rape whistle*

Home Depot grifted you, my friend.

My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Kanye pass out at 31 Flavors last night.

Kylie Capulet or GTFO.

I'm waiting for his follow-up, Van Halen Logo on Yellow Guy Doing Track & Field Stuff and Weights and Measures on Inside Sleeve For Some Reason.

What's the rush?

I hope my local tattoo place does refunds.

I guess it's long enough to reveal that I got drunk and edited a thing about Clockwork Orange a few years ago.

Christ Christmas

Supercuts fucked me.

Hail Hebrew

I haven't watched this show in a few years, but the other day, I was just daydreaming about how beautiful Cece is.

The Mummy is drunk, and he loves to fuck.

Sorry, I meant first album.

Witch Obviously Calling Into Work SIck on Monday To Turn It Into A Three-Day Weekend Because You Haven't Done That In Like Two Years

I feel like you're biased.