Slender Man Sabbatical

Although some of their sound is copying other sounds. I get some Sting and I get some Paul Simon Graceland type of shit.

Cthulhu Channukah

Their first album grabbed me because I think it's under 40 minutes and it's got a lot of pop songs that don't overstay their welcome. And great fidelity.

Sorry, I meant first album.

Being under 35, I'll get off your lawn.

I still prefer the new album, albeit I was like 7 years late on them.

Boops got a new face!

Rostam Gonegirlschoolties

Either way, a full moon is involved. And I'm going down on somebody.

Rostam Reindeergamesumofallfears

Werewolf Spring Break

Subtle usage of the Oxford comma.

Batman + Gigli?

*angrily turns over Scrabble board*

His running mate: Dyson. Not sure what his first name is. Philip?

Jim Belushi is a man who knows how to separate the whites from the darks.

Donald Trump is very aerodynamic. And flaming.

"Jesus took an Emergen-C."

Thank God somebody also threw up a pair of limited edition airships.