...can he do that? There’s no rule that says “oh by the way you can only practice against other college football players”?

#TeamSinkholeMeteor

I found the Oregon fan guys!

First we all have to stop pretending that a 280 pound men can run a 4.4 40 naturally. Quite simply, modern science has made football obsolete from a health standpoint.

It isn’t so much that his face stayed in motion when his skull stopped moving, more that his brain did. I don’t know that any helmet technology or rules change can prevent that from happening, and that is problematic.

Andy Reid reaching into his pants to pull out his red challenge dildo

Most of them have only been Cubs fans since July or so.

She explained that part by saying she didn’t know the word for armoire, and just called it a dresser. As a result her parents thought she was referring to the dresser in her room, rather than the armoire.

Well it’s the Mets so I’m sure everything will work out for the best.

“Hopefully. lol.”

One day, when I am remembering some football guys, I will remember Arian Foster. He was a good football guy.

Hackenberg is now 2 snaps away from the launch codes.

The lake really is very salty, I don’t understand the confusion here.

Plus there’s no risk of the guy with the ball dropping a live one in the end zone and the other team recovering, as we’ve seen so many times where balls get tossed early.

I have to say Trey Parker and Matt Stone should give some of the credit back though. If they produced Parkers and Reillys on a one-to-one ratio I could live with that deal.

12 Nobel Laureats. 18 NASA Astronauts. 2 Supreme Court Justices.

We can dance if we want to...

Isn’t that kind of genius. If you are going to give up a safety why not ensure that you can run as much of the clock out as you can?

I’ve accepted that the Cubs will probably win a World Series in the next couple of years, but please, just once more can I see the light fade from a smiling Cubs fan’s eyes. Just so I can feel normal again.

If only they could find someone in England that could kick a ball